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I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
I'm a late-night guy.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
I get so into the moment.
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
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