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I accidentally ate a piece of chocolate yesterday.....oops. All I know is one minute I'm mid convo with a friend, and the next, a piece of chocolate was in my mouth. No idea how it got there!
Sometimes I dance just for my dogs....and they look at me like I'm a weirdo. I guess it's a good thing they can't talk.
My sweater was sitting in my car in the sun all day, and when I just put it on, it felt like sauna pants for my shoulders.
Ah crap! Just missed 11:11! No wish for me! Boo!
I just threw my cookies away, and then ate them out of the trash can.
I'm trying to learn how to make it clap...
The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on.
What a way to start of the day. Not only did I step in shit, but then I somehow managed to hit myself in the face with the shit shoe.
Whenever I have a problem in my life, all it takes is a call to Grandaddy, and everything feels better. I love that man.
When asked if I'd rather fly home on a private plane with new friends, rather than commercial, my answer will always be YES.
I just got blood drawn and didn't pass out!! Hooray! There's a first time for everything!
Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I did go through a whole audition process which ended with a phone call: We have good news and bad news, the good news is that you got the part and the bad news is that the production is getting cancelled. So there you have it, I was almost on Broadway.
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