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I ain't asking for much. I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just looking for some tush.
We'll look at some pyramids and check out some head.
This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
I bought the flying saucer off the Presley estate.
We're bad, we're nationwide.
Top coat, top hat, I don't worry cause my wallets fat. Black shades, white gloves, looking sharp and looking for love.
Thunderbird wine's the only way to go.
She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys.
Driving down the highway at night when you feel that Wild Turkey's bite, don't give Johnny Walker a ride.
She had a west coast strut that was sweet as molasses, but what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses.
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.
I spot a little thing and I follow her all night, in a funky pair of Levis and her sweater kind of tight.
I should have known better than to fool with a whiskey'n Mama.
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