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I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.
A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?' I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans.'
Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his butt? A BOX?! couldn't you like find a carrot or something??
I'm Pencil Girl!
How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's a DVD?
I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.
For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.
Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.
What's wrong with you?!
You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.
I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate Fuck You', or the 'Fuck You I'm Chocolate' or something.
Davey always looks sexy.
"I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from trees.
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