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I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.
I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about!
Kif! Show them the medal I won.
I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.
I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.
If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?
That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality.
I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.
Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kinda gravity boost.....Or something.
Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!
Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!
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