I Can't Go On Anymore Bad Dates. I Would Rather Be Home Alone Than Out With Some Guy Who Sells Socks On The Internet. - SearchQuotes

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I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.

Miranda Hobbes

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