I Can't Go To Jail, Not With His Soft Skin And These Boyish Good Looks. I'll Be Snapped Up Before The First Lights Out! - SearchQuotes

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I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out!

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