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I can still get you wet and I can still make you laugh. You should call into work if that ain't too much to ask.
You know it's real when you are who you think you are.
They should put a couple more mirrors in here so I can stare at myself. These are usually just some thoughts that I would share with myself.
My classmates, they went on to be chartered accountants. Or work with their parents, but thinking back on how they treated me my high school reunion might be worth an appearance. Make everybody have to go through security clearance.
Understand that I'm not doing it the same, man, I'm doing it better.
Fuck it, I don't even tint it, they should know who's in it.
Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn.
I just spent four Ferrari's all on a brand new Bugatti and did that shit cause it's something to do.
Talking that shit with your back to me, just know it always get back to me. Come get your girl, she been here for three days. And she way too attached to me.
Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday. You just go to LIV after church on Sunday. Oh Lord, oh Lord we're not in Kansas anymore.
I get it I get it, man fuck all that talking, take shots to the kidney.
People are funny you don't even know about the shit that I been through. I just want some head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple.
I've been stacking up like I'm fundraising. Most people in my position get complacent.
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