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I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.
I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.
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I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.
They built these little tanning booths for Brooke and I to do nothing but lay down and tan all over.
Surfing is not my strong point. And... I don't really have a tan. I go to the tanning place, the one that sprays you with color.
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