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I don't have to wait until I'm in some comedy club, onstage with a stool and a water and a mic. I'm funny everywhere.
You can do one of two things: You can be the artist that paints the picture, or you can be in the picture. Once you're in the picture, it's not funny.
You want to know what happiness is? It's having something to look forward to, and I have all that stuff to look forward to. Right now, I'm just basking in the glory. I'm just enjoying my time in the spotlight.
I've always been voted most unlikely. Now that I'm making it, everybody's paying attention to everything I say.
This just got awesome!
Are you a pre-op trans centaur?
Are you a large child or a small adult?
Here comes the fun cooker!
We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.
I learned the word "black" in every language just so I know when to be offended.
I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?
Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.
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