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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
My first car was a motorcycle.
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
I get depressed at airports.
I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
I am not a good cue card reader.
If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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