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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.
Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
It's like when people talk about driving F1 cars in the rain. I have absolutely no problem with it.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension.
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Because of my crazy work schedule, I have become something of a master at changing my clothes while driving. The men driving next to me love it.
We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus.
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