I Flew Back Just In Time To Pick Up A Toilet Seat For My Girlfriend. It Didn't Go Over That Well. I Thought, 'It's A Famous Thing. It Should Be Treated Well.' - SearchQuotes

About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap

Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us

Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest

Close

Submit Quote

Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes

Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics

Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors

Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures

I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's a famous thing. It should be treated well.'

Ben Affleck

3 Likes

3 Comments

RELATED QUOTES

Well I've never used that phrase before, but yes she is bootylicious.

2 Likes

Sponsored Links

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.

4 Likes

Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex.

6 Likes

At a certain point, some things in your life shouldn't be used to sell movies. Hey, I have two sphincters! See my Movie!

3 Likes

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

1 Likes

Sponsored Links

Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.

2 Likes

Never film yourself having sex. You think you'll look powerful and vital, but you don't. You look like a sick, shivering polar bear.

3 Likes

There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom.

2 Likes

On the night of the awards, I carried the Oscar around waist-high. I never had so many women ask me 'Can I touch it?' in my life. Sadly, they were talking about the statuette.

1 Likes

I'm always described as 'cocksure' or 'with a swagger,' and that bears no resemblance to who I feel like inside. I feel plagued by insecurity.

10 Likes

Insecurity quotes

Sponsored Links

You know George M. Steinbrenner III is the center of all evil in the universe.

0 Likes

You have to look also to the media, where you have a vast majority of the loudest and most influential political voices in America media from people who came from the entertainment world.

0 Likes

TRENDING

ABOUT

Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us

OUR GOAL

Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.

© 2024 SearchQuotes™