I Flew Out Here On Southwest Airlines. Southwest Has A Plane That's Painted Like Shamu The Whale From Sea World. Yeah, That'll Be Easy To Find If That Went Down In The Ocean. That'll Be Nice, When You're Trying To Get Out And A Real Whale's Humping Your Window. - SearchQuotes

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I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window.

Robert Schimmel

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