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I got them flowers in me, I feel like a vase. Monsters in my closet no more closet space.
What kind of cologne do you wear because all I could smell is fear ni....
That's a dead subject, you bring it up that's a zombie.
Enough with the small talk, my girl pus.. is a waterpark. Every little thing I do turn her on, that's autostart.
I'm hotter than the peppers Peter Piper ate.
Got a big dream, from a small town. Got a small circle, you'll never get around.
She throw it at me like I'm just one strike away. Sometimes life is hard to swallow, but she like to taste.
I said some crazy sh.. to her like: 'what if you and I were just letters?' That be unfortunate we'd have to rob a fortune teller.
Now I'mma keep a pill and a blunt. I might pass the motherfu..er but most likely I'mma flunk.
Don't run from this di.. girl I don't li to chase. I wax that a.. she make that Mr. Miyagi face.
Glass house ni..., you see how I'm living.
I got old money, take a bath in hundreds. My way or the highway, and I see traffic coming.
Let them know we got beef for anyone who got a taste for it.
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