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I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
Drugs scared me.
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
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