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I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want anything to happen to the table.. ya know what I'm sayin?
I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in the back of my mind I'm thinkin' I got a girl here, I got pajamas picked out already this girl wants to bang me! I wanna go back to the crib.
Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?
SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!
If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan, you're pale & if you don't do laundry you ain't got no clothes!
Angelina has proven the HO equation!
Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if she did & she was damned if she dont.
Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.
I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies room by herself.
In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and then you have to separate the hippopotamus from her good lookin friend.
You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA say that 5 times fast.
As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone.
JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got a little taste of a smack myself.
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