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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
At one point he decided enough was enough.
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