I Have A BB Gun And A Water Gun In Case Things Get Hectic. I Wouldnt Put It Past Kanye To Run Up On Stage And Interrupt Me, But Good Luck With That. - SearchQuotes

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I have a BB gun and a water gun in case things get hectic. I wouldnt put it past Kanye to run up on stage and interrupt me, but good luck with that.

Chelsea Handler

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