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I have a dark sense of humor.
I think women should start to embrace their age. What's the alternative to getting older? You die. I can't change the day I was born. But I can take care of my skin, my body, my mind, and try to live my life and be happy.
We couldn't afford plastic Easter eggs as a kid, so we dyed the real ones. After a few weeks, you kinda get used to pink egg salad. I miss it.
Debating on whether the chocolate I found in my purse has gone bad...Oh well! Still chocolate.
So many reasons I'm sad for younger generations. But MOST of all, bc they'll never know Puff Daddy. Only Swag...or Swag Diddy. Or something.
Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all nite figuring it out...
Sometimes I think about learning an instrument. Then I realize its hard...Then I see french fries & forget what I was thinking about.
Best part of being single? I can eat whenever and whatever I want for dinner. THAT and no yappin' while I'm tryin to watch the game.
Goddammit. Anyone know the country code for Narnia? Gotta make an important call...
The world just got a little dimmer, losing a man who made it a whole lot brighter. RIP Steve Jobs.
Wish I had someone to slow dance with in my living room while I listen to my country music at 4am.....
Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it...
My hotel's like Beetlejuice. In my room its nice and normal. But as soon as I open the door, party is raging & its like hell has taken over.
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