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I have a friend who once said, 'If you invite People Magazine to your wedding, then they should be allowed to come to the divorce.' If we wanted our marriage to be public, it would have been. Oh, the money we could have made!
Beginnings are usually scary and endings are always sad but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living for .
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I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think you can't ever get enough of and, if it's done well, it's great. When it's bad, it's horrible.
Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.
Why is it that when we get older, we get more fearful?
There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.
My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.
Makeup is scary. When I do it myself, it's just mascara, and sometimes I forget even to do that.
I've made mistakes, and I know why I made them, but I made that choice. Nobody's ever made a choice for me.
I've lived next door to people all my life. I don't know how cute they think I am.
I've done all my tricks. I'm tired of myself.
Long Distance Love
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