I Have A Horrible Memory And I Used To Consider That A Liability, But I've Learned Along The Way That Talking To People Is Really A Beautiful Thing. - SearchQuotes

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I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.

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