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I have been naked in a lot of my movies. I just think theres something inherently funny about the naked male body, particularly mine. Ryan Reynolds, sure, it makes sense why hed strip down. But not me. I shouldnt be allowed to do it.
I think love is love. It makes me ask the question 'What is love?' Which brings us back to Howard Jones. My next role will be as a brother who loves his sister, but he has spiky blond hair and his own personal mime.
You know, Jack Is 7 and Darby is 2, so we havent really had that conversation. Were not particularly religious, but I think that we probably would because you know, I had that, and it would be nice. I think its kind of like, you do it for the relatives.
I finally got a gmail account but I never use it. I like AOL because its so embarrassing. People look at you like youre a fossil. Which you are. But I enjoy that embarrassment. I like being on the outside. Having an AOL address is like wearing Ocean Pacific shorts. Its so uncool that its cool.
I used to like watching the Carol Burnett Show. I thought Carol Burnett was very funny. And I liked Madeline Kahn a lot because in my house we were watching a lot of Mel Brooks movies and she was always in them and super funny. And Gilda Radner. I used to like watching Saturday Night Live. I always thought that she was hilarious.
I like beards, and Ive had them fairly often. But usually in the winter. I dont think Ive had a beard quite that long and bushy in the summer. And when we were filming last summer it was 100-and-some-odd degrees. It was kind of a drag.
I started to go through puberty and my hair went crazy curly, and I had zits and glasses. Uh, but not cool glasses. They were almost kind of like sunglasses but like a bad frame of sunglasses with clear lenses. I have pictures that I could send you that you would be horrified and you would laugh your head off. Fourteen was tough for me.
When my wife was pregnant, she got very upset with me because I didnt read the baby books. She looked at that, understandably so, as a hostile gesture. But I had an argument in my defense. What did the cavemen do without What To Expect When Youre Expecting? You know what I mean? Its all bullshit. I was like, Itll be fine. We dont need to go to birthing classes or any of that nonsense. Whats the worst that can happen? Its not like if I didnt read the books and go to the classes that our son wouldnt be born.
I was at a dinner party with a group of people, and we were talking about fake names. You know, how its difficult to come up with a really great fake name. Its a very specific type of gift. You dont want to go too far into the silly, and you dont want to go too far into the banal. I always thought one of the funniest names ever was Gern Blanston, which came from a Steve Martin routine on one of his early records.
I really prided myself on my fashionable dress. I had a very independent streak and thought, Im going to dress super cool and different than everybody else and everybody is going to be envious of my cool clothes. But looking back, I realize that nobody was envious and Im sure they were laughing. I really prided myself when I was in eighth grade for not owning a pair of jeans, and I never wore jeans for a year and a half. I wore a tie to school every day, although I didnt have to. But then I started moving into kind of like new wave kind of style and was really into thin ties and really baggy pants. And I remember when that movie Pretty In Pink came out, some people in my school said you totally remind me of that guy, Ducky. And I thought that was a compliment.
I bailed on Hebrew school early on. So I kind of memorized my Bar Mitzvah piece and then the day before I had to do it, I totally panicked and started to project and then I wound up doing okay during the actual piece and had some phonetically written out in case I lost my place. But I just wanted to get through it and go back to my grandmothers house for kugel.
When you leave the theater, there's anywhere from 500 to 1,000 people waiting in the street, across the street.
On the very first day of shooting, we did a scene in which Michelle and I are in our underwear, and I'm straddling her and taking pictures of her with my cell phone. It was a very cool first day at the office, let's just say that.
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