I Have Six Locks On My Door All In A Row. When I Go Out, I Lock Every Other One. I Figure No Matter How Long Somebody Stands There Picking The Locks, They Are Always Locking Three.

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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.

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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.

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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.

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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.

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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.

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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.

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