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I have to pee out of my ass.
So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, I mean...
Wassup, Silver Fox? Oh, I started a fight club.
Sh..'s weak! sh..'s weak! Wizzeak!
Yea.. but it's a fu..ing sweet car!
My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vag....
Let's do it'The levels I mean, not sex.
Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?
That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to sh.. in a plant?
Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pus.. smelled like the Great Depression.
Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie!
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