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I just give him a wink; what the fuck did ya think?
Just for the record: get wetter than a fisherman.
You bad, but Nicki is badder Step ya cookies up, go get you a ladder.
Hmmm I feel freer than the slaves on the railroad.
And if he think I like him then he might be right.
You can talk slick all the way down to the welfare. Ask the I.R.S. bitch I'm payin for ya health care.
I'm in that money green jag. Lotta money bags.
He said he want a marshian, he can be my Tarzan.
When I throw this pussy, you better not start duckin'.
Now that's one bottle, two bottle, three bottle, four!
That is where a real bad barbie raom r-r-r-r-r-raom. Sorry I broke up, excuse my cell phone, it must be a AT&T dead zone.
Bitch won't blow, but she can blow my saxophone.
I'm the Barbie. Keep a lot of plastic, little pink stars, put 'em on my jacket. Somebody tell her I'ma put her in a casket.
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