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I just realized Snuggies are basically American versions of Ponchos. The guy who invented the poncho needs to sue the snuggie inventor LOL.
Some guy just asked me if my dog was a pomegranate. I said 'Umm no that would be a fruit.' Lol.
Heaven is a place on earth with you tell me all the things you wanna do I heard you like the bad girls hunny is that true.
I wanna ride a baby elephant in my PJ's while sippin kool-aid out a pimp cup.
Besides music nothing gives me more joy than seeing how happy my dog is when I take him for a walk.
The guy who invented the finger snap is a true genius. I make an even better bowl of cereal though.
I only like the color red on roses, my lipstick, and the bottom of my shoes.
I LOVE babies! But not when there are 20 on my flight. Wtf!?
Got roofied at a super bowl party last night. Missing a sock, my car, and my liver.
Hard work, honesty, and faith in god can get you anywhere you want in life.
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Every time I go to ask my dad for money I remember I'm half Jewish lol.
Shout out to all the people that love and support my music! I love you all!
My dads new nick name is Papa-razzi cuz he won't stop taking pics of me lol.
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