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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story.
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
I don't like being left to my own thoughts.
I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated.
Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.
I've been keeping diaries for 27 years.
If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
I recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me naïve, but I seemed to have underestimated the universal desire to sit in a hard plastic chair and stare at a screen until your eyes cross.
They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
¦ [I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me naÃ¯ve, but I seemed to have underestimated the universal desire to sit in a hard plastic chair and stare at a screen until your eyes cross.
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