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I like my new telephone, my computers works just find, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Edward Shepherd Mead
And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
Sydney J Harris
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Computers will never replace good old-fashioned human stupidity.
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.
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