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I love talking about clothes with women; it's like a code because women dress for women.
I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.
I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my head.
When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house, I can't believe I remember this, he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.
The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.
I think a lot of writers, male and female, write as if their parents were killed in a car accident when they were 2, and they have no one to hold accountable. And unfortunately, I don't have that. I have parents who I care about what they think.
I'm someone who loves romance. I always have loved it. Most people who grew up as nerds, as I was, surprisingly, have loved romance.
I have an underdog spirit in me, and now it feels weird to kind of get my own way more often than not.
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going to eat is hotly debated.
Sometimes I eavesdrop on people. I could rationalize it, oh, this is good anthropological research for characters I'm writing but it's basically just nosiness. It also helps me gauge where I'm at: Am I normal?
Anyone who's lost someone to cancer will say this, that you have to struggle to try to remember the person before the diagnosis happened, because they really do change, as anyone would change.
You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpopular, is that if I'm going to work every single day, I don't think you should have to hug people hello every single day when you come to work. I saw you Monday!
Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up.
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