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I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.
'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.
I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.
I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now, eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.
I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.
Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.
Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.
Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.
Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.
A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.
I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process...let's just say before I did a back-flip on a motorcycle I should have learned how to ride one first. I have to go now. I have to empty the puss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals.
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