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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
I don't really think of myself as an actor.
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.
Red meat is not bad for you
You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it.
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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