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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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