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I quote myself.
The only reason your girlfriend always wears short skirts...is because every pair of pants she ever wore caught on fire.
In the future...you're already dead. But today, you're alive. So make the most of it and go out and do the things you want to do.
People come into your life, and some of those people leave. People change. If they were real while they were in your life remember them that way. Life has a funny way of affecting people. Things happen. Make good memories and always keep moving forward. You're your own director in your own movie. Grant some people main rolls. Let some people play extras. But regardless of who you chose for the credits...Make sure you produce a movie that you're proud of.
Success in life is my game. I collect as many coins as possible, rescue the princess, and climb the stairs to the next level.
It takes 17 muscles for a human to smile. So it doesn't necessarily mean you're happy when you smile, it means you're strong.
Being Strong quotes
I just wrote all over my penis. I can't wait to get in another argument so I can put words in your mouth.
I love these moments...The moments where you can actually see that you're wasting your life. The moments when no one can make you feel less than you are. The moments when you actually focus on all your hopes and dreams that you've always had. The moments when you get so drunk shitfaced wasted that you connect with the 15 year old you, and the 15 year old you kicks the shit out of the 26 year old you for being such a pussy and falling off track from everything you planned for yourself way back then. The moment that hopefully wakes you up the next morning and changes your life.
Even though it's wetter, and it feels much better, youll feel much cleaner, with a wrapped up wiener.
A strong reputation is like a good bonfire. When you have one kindled it's easy to keep the flame burning, even if someone comes along and tries to piss on it. But if you fall asleep and neglect it...You'll wake up with ashes.
Hot tubs are like relationships! They're almost too hott when you first get in, then after a while it's pure comfort... But if you try to stay in one forever, you will become dehydrated and die! But hey, somehow we all get to drinking and find ourselves waking up in one.
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