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I saw they opened a KFC in China and the drumsticks are huge, even after you knock the paws off! Stay thirsty my friends!
Ever notice how white women over 40 cant dance without clapping and they'er not even using there hands. Stay thirsty my friends!
I guess, out of all the Greek gods, my least favorite would have to be Herpes. Stay thirsty my friends!
When you write misspelled backwards its misspelled. Stay thirsty my friends!
I'm not trying to impess you or anything but......last night I slept without a nightlight. Stay thirsty my friends!
Feminists: Have got it all wrong,men don't 'see ALL women as sex objects'. Just the ones with nice tits and asses! Stay thirsty my friends!
Catholics: They have got it all wrong.....Of course God wants us to use contraception.That's why he invented anal. Stay thirsty my friends!
There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of lube & booze. Stay thirsty my friends!
Maybe Japan should've run faster in the Olympics if someone had just yelled 'Godzilla' Stay thirsty my friends!
Sipping my beer glass before it bubbles over is about as ninja as my reflexes get these days. Stay thirsty my friends!
I live every day trying to not disappoint the three people who wrote 'stay cool' in my middle school yearbook. Stay thirsty my friends!
I'm at my absolute fakest when I'm wishing someone happy birthday, happy anniversary or happy anything. Stay thirsty my friends!
Wouldn't a handjob sound better if it was called called beef jerky? Stay thirsty my friends!
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