I Tell You Right Now, Hands On The Bible, On My Dog's Life...I Will NEVER Remarry. I Might Eventually Date, Maybe Even A Few Times, But I Will Not Walk Down Any Aisle That Doesn't Have Cereal Or Bread On The Shelves. - SearchQuotes

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I tell you right now, hands on the Bible, on my dog's life...I will NEVER remarry. I might eventually date, maybe even a few times, but I will not walk down any aisle that doesn't have cereal or bread on the shelves.

Kathy Griffin

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