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I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.
You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do: smoke a cigarette, use a fake ID, shave a swear word in my hair.
Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!
We're all gonna die, Lis.
Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya.
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!
The principal said potty!
I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!
Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.
Bart no like, bad medicine.
Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?
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