I Urge All Our Listeners To Mas...bate. Right Now. Because It Takes The Wind Right Out Of The Sex Drive. We Don't Want Rapists Going Into Society Half-cocked And Ready To Go. If They Mas...bate, They'll Say, 'Uhh...I Think I'll Rape Tomorrow Instead.' - SearchQuotes

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I urge all our listeners to mas...bate. Right now. Because it takes the wind right out of the sex drive. We don't want rapists going into society half-cocked and ready to go. If they mas...bate, they'll say, 'Uhh...I think I'll rape tomorrow instead.'

Adam Carolla

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