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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
I use very few muscles at the best of times.
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.
Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
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