I Used To Watch 'The Waltons' And Sob Because My Family Was Nothing Like That. We Had A Cruel Sense Of Humor In My Family. - SearchQuotes

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I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

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