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I want to go to anger management classes and share all my angry stories with other angry people.
Mind your own business in the face of angry people. You owe them nothing.
Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
Only in America can you find so many angry people claiming to love their country, while hating almost everyone in it.
I love when angry people accidentally reveal that they're actually haters AND why! Convenient for me.
I wish daylight savings time worked the other way in the fall...We could fall forward. Sunrise about 10am. Sunset, 9pm. Cool with me.
Daylight Savings Time. One extra hour for us to dance and drink our asses off. I'm taking advantage of it. You snooze you, you lose.
Extra hour of sleep tonight, but getting darker even earlier. Hello, fall daylight savings time.
Don't forget: Daylight Savings time ends...set your clocks back & enjoy an extra hour of sleep! See you tomorrow wide awake & alert!
Daylight savings time is tonight and is one of the best excuses for not being on time, needs to happen more often.
Reminder: Daylight savings time tonight...in case anyone gets drunk and thinks they are traveling through time.
PARTY TIP: Daylight Savings Time means an extra hour to party.
When is daylight savings time, because it is pitch black outside and my body refuses to leave the bed.
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