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I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Junior
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink
Always drink upstream from the herd.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E Lewis
Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W C Fields
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
The child, offered the mother's breast, Will not in the beginning grab it; But soon it clings to it with zest. And thus at wisdom's copious breasts You'll drink each day with greater zest.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Being Hurt By Someone You Love
Dont Judge Me
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