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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I am two with nature.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
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