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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
Come an fuck me reverse cowgirl.
Behind every sucessful rancher is a wife who works in town.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
One good thing about Alzheimer's - You get to hide your own Easter eggs!
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
A fool-proof method for sculpting an horse: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an horse.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
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