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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time.
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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