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I wish the weather was as predictably uneventful as my sex life.
Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.
Let's make the most of spring by eating lunch directly outside our office building.
Sorry I forgot to wish you a happy spring because it didn't happen again this year.
May the pleasant spring weather revitalize your cigarette breaks.
May your devastating winter blues finally give way to your debilitating spring allergies.
Spring is the most beautiful time of the year to be stuck in meetings with fluorescent lighting.
Let's kick off spring by sitting in a dark theater watching teenagers murder each other.
Spring is a time of growth, renewal, and intensive preparation for deadly natural disasters.
I admire your decision to get in shape this spring even if it's only due to fear of losing your health insurance.
Lets enjoy the first days of spring watching college basketball in a windowless bar.
My spring cleaning involves deleting pornography links that are no longer deranged enough to titillate me.
I love better to count time from spring to spring; it seems to me far more cheerful to reckon the year by blossoms than by blight.
Donald G Mitchell
Dont Trust Nobody
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