If I Do Die, Itll Be In America. And It Wont Be On A Snowboard. Itll Either Be On A Toilet Or Hanging From A Belt, Naked. - SearchQuotes

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If I do die, itll be in America. And it wont be on a snowboard. Itll either be on a toilet or hanging from a belt, naked.

Adam Sandler

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