If I Had A Girlfriend, She Would Be Incredibly Offended By Me Saying, 'I Don't Have A Girlfriend', So That's The Proof. - SearchQuotes

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If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof.

John Mayer

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