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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first.
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
Frank Moore Colby
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H L Mencken
The only completely consistent people are the dead.
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance
George Bernard Shaw
We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.
There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with these so-called defects you have a very good chance of getting to the top.
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