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If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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